Tweets

• Spent the last 3 years making @Pandora playlists from my favorite genres... then one day I hit QuickMix. Dat Music! Congrats #Pandora200M 1 month ago
• V2C (vm to cloud) should not be a thing. Ever. The VM still exists in the cloud - it's a V2V and that's final. Knock it off Marketing! 1 month ago
• "Clear as a dishwasher" ... I misheard "Clear as dishwater" and I liked it - so I'm sticking with the new and improved colloquialism. 1 month ago
• RT @OG_RodAndGun @RodAndGunMan Hey son. I believe in ya. Release yaself from yer grief. I live on in the sky seas. ridiculousfishing.com 2 months ago
• Two Skype calls dropped during customer meetings in two days. Sorry Skype - you're fired. 2 months ago
• If our datacenters ever lost 1/2 the power, we'd still be running without a blip and our customers' would still be in the game. #blackout 3 months ago
• Someone tripped over the extension cord for the lights on the other side of the stadium. 3 months ago
• #nowplaying Them Shoes - Patrick Sweany In the groove at work. 4 months ago
• BYOD means my MacBook Pro can earn its keep... And I can drop this crappy dell down 7 flights of stairs. 5 months ago
• Boxelder bugs in Wisconsin are very social. One just landed on my monitor and I can't shoe him/her away with my mouse cursor. Shoo shoo! 7 months ago